Since I thought no one liked my old layout, I asked Amy to make me one right after I saw J and C's layout. I was like "NO NOT FAIR! MAKE ME A LAYOUT!" so voila, here it is!

Thanks Amy, hopefully I'll get more comments now =D

GO GO ASTROS! YEAAAAHHH!

I got this site off Crystal and Julie's site. I gots to say, I really like this layout ^-^

I'm so sad, no one ever comes and prop me anymore! This is so sad...FINE I HATE YOU ALL!

MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

Ew that's sick lol